So you go to Starbucks and you are supposed to “blend” in the culture. You have to say Doppio, and Venti and such.
A guy gets to the register, he made his order and she asked him, “what is your name?”
“Pierre”, the guy replied.
“I am sorry, what was that”
“Pierre”
“Oh, Ok, Peter I got you”
The mask falls very soon when reality hits :).